A little different

So I thought i would let the future overlords off the hook for the time being and just talk about something else. So I recently returned from the magic knows as Disney. While I was there I really had a chance to think about stuff, get away from other stuff, and just plain enjoy some stuff. It was a quick experience but one that ill enjoy for a long time. If you have never been on a vacation I highly recommend you do it. Doesn't have to be fancy just get away for a while. Scope out the new living space for your bomb shelter when the robots take over one weekend. Go practice your sleeping in a tent some where. Do it alone or with a group...just do it. I guess it was kinda like taking a retreat from life and getting some recharged batteries. So if this blogger helps you get saved from robots he probably knows how to save you from life. Just vacate for a while.

Take me out to the ball game

At long last my imprisonment is over. Rest assured i took some of my robot master down with me. Yes they have paid for there grievous mistakes and I am now free again to bring alarm to the masses of our robot overlords. The care baskets were nice but whoever thought the Furby was cute needs to realize the robotic ploy to imprison us through alien language.

But I digress. In my time captive I was made aware of the most devastating plot yet...Baseball. I know it may seem harmless but if you follow the link from my title you will see what is at hand. The robotic masters have infiltrated our most beloved past time.

Now I was only able to speculate in between my randomized probing whilst in prison for those many months, but I do believe that they have actually placed a cyborg in the league. This units job is to dominate the game and all the while seem lovable and gain our trust. That way when they begin the plot of taking over the world via our beloved sport we are truly powerless to do anything.

So my brothers I must say do not merely sit back in this late season while your team may be one or two games up or back from first you future captivity is certainly at hand. We must rise we must fight and we must stop this robotic demon know more commonly as Albert Pujols

Giovanni Schiaparelli

Today marks the 174th birthday of a gloriously smart guy. Giovanni Schiaparelli was one of the first people to actually map mars. And more than that he was the first space observer to make note that meteor showers were actually caused by the tails of comets. In honor of all he did Google has added Mars in its google earth and honored him by including his original maps of the mars surface. As great as all this is Giovanni Schiaparelli is rolling in his grave these days. As has proven to be the case with many scientists his discoveries have been used to actually hurt mankind. His innovation in regards to mars allowed for other "forward thinking" scientist of today to send robots to the red planet. Now as we all know robots have been in need of a planet to make home and stage there galactic attack of earth from. Little did we know but the rovers we have sent to the planet are actually the pioneers, nay, the mother and father bots of the future robots that shall enslave us. For further proof look no further than the documentary that came out not so long ago Transformers and its subsequent material Transformers 2. So I say happy birthday Giovanni Schiaparelli may you rest in peace soon the rest of us shall wish we were doing the same.

Too Much Disturbing Revelation to Only Speak on One...So I Guess its Two Fer Tuesday

As I got on the net today and did the standard searches any good American and concerned human does...you know cyborg news, nanite attacks, and robot food consumption. I came across two startling pieces of data. As anyone who reads this blog well knows robots are rising up and slowly infiltrating our world and society. A photo has emerged that clearly shows an attempt by the robot horde to hide their latest version spybot as an everyday businessman. The image of three of these version 6.27396421789b-qx7564 camera bots came a tragic price. The young lady in the photo discovered their ploy to infiltrate the white house and was tragically infected with nanites. As a result of this it has come to my attention that this girl was actually Paula Abdul. Yes it is sad, upsetting, but none the less true. I am sure you all noticed the sign. First there was the increased use of lists in order to speak in a coherent manor. Second we had the increased "medication" which clearly was her daily dose of replicating nanites so as to maintain her cyborg physique. Third there was the well thought out plan to gain the trust of the American masses by creating a shiny and cheap product line on QVC and HSN. But fourth and in my opinion the most obvious was her ability to time travel during the last season of American Idol. I mean she had seen the performance of Jason Castro before the rest of the world. Ladies and gentlemen of the blog world I submit to you my apologies. I neglected my duty for quite some time and as a result let this travesty slip by. But, none the less I shall make amends and slay the demon...now where is my fire, electromagnetic ray, and box of horse tranquilizers. Click title to learn more about robot tranquilizers.

Chicken Video From KFC Takes Over Your Soul

So I was watching my favorite channel G4 and happened to catch one of my favorite shows, Attack of the Show. They, as they usually do, inspired me to search the net for possible robot attack info. Instead this time I think I found something simply amazing, not robot amazing but amazing none the less. In the Kentucky Soviet underground, which is highly guarded and hidden from the vast population, a secret message from the KFC corp that I happened to intercept on its way to KGB operatives. I suggest you click the title of this blog and check it out but viewer beware it may make you go crazy like me.

Spaghetti and Sauce+Fried Chicken=Stomach Madness

So last night I met up with my wife's grand parents at the VFW for dinner. Letting the bad service and sour tasting soda go to the wayside the food was OK. I mean they only had two things on the menu, spaghetti with meat sauce and fried chicken, so it shouldn't be too hard to get it right. Letting the lack of menu and overall general flavor of the food slide, I mean it was still good tasting, the combo however led to a gastronomical horror the likes of which the world has never seen. I have been having issues ever since I left there. So if you are looking for a meal that consists of mediocre service, passable food, explosive "end" results, and lots of military persona I highly recommend that you check out the VFW. Actually on second thought don't you aren't 50 and you like good food and your lack of gastric discomfort.

Robots to Replace all Workers if These People Have Their Way

Today's economy dictates the need for new and
innovative ideas for limiting costs and maximizing profit. Well Kiva Systems thinks the best way to do this is to become enslaved by robots. Their Mobile Fulfillment System will replace costly and soul filled workers in loading/moving positions. I guess I am just lost. To the right is a copy of a sign from their "test" facility. Clearly this experimental situation has resulted in some catastrophic events. If there has been a lack of control and nanites have been let loose who is really controlling these autonomous worker robots? Whats to prevent them from developing smarter more "executive-esqu" machines to completely annihilate the human workforce? I say let us stop Kiva and their MFS task force now before it's too late.