A little different

So I thought i would let the future overlords off the hook for the time being and just talk about something else. So I recently returned from the magic knows as Disney. While I was there I really had a chance to think about stuff, get away from other stuff, and just plain enjoy some stuff. It was a quick experience but one that ill enjoy for a long time. If you have never been on a vacation I highly recommend you do it. Doesn't have to be fancy just get away for a while. Scope out the new living space for your bomb shelter when the robots take over one weekend. Go practice your sleeping in a tent some where. Do it alone or with a group...just do it. I guess it was kinda like taking a retreat from life and getting some recharged batteries. So if this blogger helps you get saved from robots he probably knows how to save you from life. Just vacate for a while.

Take me out to the ball game

At long last my imprisonment is over. Rest assured i took some of my robot master down with me. Yes they have paid for there grievous mistakes and I am now free again to bring alarm to the masses of our robot overlords. The care baskets were nice but whoever thought the Furby was cute needs to realize the robotic ploy to imprison us through alien language.

But I digress. In my time captive I was made aware of the most devastating plot yet...Baseball. I know it may seem harmless but if you follow the link from my title you will see what is at hand. The robotic masters have infiltrated our most beloved past time.

Now I was only able to speculate in between my randomized probing whilst in prison for those many months, but I do believe that they have actually placed a cyborg in the league. This units job is to dominate the game and all the while seem lovable and gain our trust. That way when they begin the plot of taking over the world via our beloved sport we are truly powerless to do anything.

So my brothers I must say do not merely sit back in this late season while your team may be one or two games up or back from first you future captivity is certainly at hand. We must rise we must fight and we must stop this robotic demon know more commonly as Albert Pujols