At long last my imprisonment is over. Rest assured i took some of my robot master down with me. Yes they have paid for there grievous mistakes and I am now free again to bring alarm to the masses of our robot overlords. The care baskets were nice but whoever thought the Furby was cute needs to realize the robotic ploy to imprison us through alien language.
But I digress. In my time captive I was made aware of the most devastating plot yet...Baseball. I know it may seem harmless but if you follow the link from my title you will see what is at hand. The robotic masters have infiltrated our most beloved past time.
Now I was only able to speculate in between my randomized probing whilst in prison for those many months, but I do believe that they have actually placed a cyborg in the league. This units job is to dominate the game and all the while seem lovable and gain our trust. That way when they begin the plot of taking over the world via our beloved sport we are truly powerless to do anything.
So my brothers I must say do not merely sit back in this late season while your team may be one or two games up or back from first you future captivity is certainly at hand. We must rise we must fight and we must stop this robotic demon know more commonly as Albert Pujols
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