As I got on the net today and did the standard searches any good American and concerned human does...you know cyborg news, nanite attacks, and robot food consumption. I came across two startling pieces of data. As anyone who reads this blog well knows robots are rising up and slowly infiltrating our world and society. A photo has emerged that clearly shows an attempt by the robot horde to hide their latest version spybot as an everyday businessman. The image of three of these version 6.27396421789b-qx7564 camera bots came a tragic price. The young lady in the photo discovered their ploy to infiltrate the white house and was tragically infected with nanites. As a result of this it has come to my attention that this girl was actually Paula Abdul. Yes it is sad, 
upsetting, but none the less true. I am sure you all noticed the sign. First there was the increased use of lists in order to speak in a coherent manor. Second we had the increased "medication" which clearly was her daily dose of replicating nanites so as to maintain her cyborg physique. Third there was the well thought out plan to gain the trust of the American masses by creating a shiny and cheap product line on QVC and HSN. But fourth and in my opinion the most obvious was her ability to time travel during the last season of American Idol. I mean she had seen the performance of Jason Castro before the rest of the world. Ladies and gentlemen of the blog world I submit to you my apologies. I neglected my duty for quite some time and as a result let this travesty slip by. But, none the less I shall make amends and slay the demon...now where is my fire, electromagnetic ray, and box of horse tranquilizers. Click title to learn more about robot tranquilizers.
upsetting, but none the less true. I am sure you all noticed the sign. First there was the increased use of lists in order to speak in a coherent manor. Second we had the increased "medication" which clearly was her daily dose of replicating nanites so as to maintain her cyborg physique. Third there was the well thought out plan to gain the trust of the American masses by creating a shiny and cheap product line on QVC and HSN. But fourth and in my opinion the most obvious was her ability to time travel during the last season of American Idol. I mean she had seen the performance of Jason Castro before the rest of the world. Ladies and gentlemen of the blog world I submit to you my apologies. I neglected my duty for quite some time and as a result let this travesty slip by. But, none the less I shall make amends and slay the demon...now where is my fire, electromagnetic ray, and box of horse tranquilizers. Click title to learn more about robot tranquilizers.
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